Slade - Victoria Ashley Holy. Fuck.

I don't think I've read erotica this bad since Kristin Michelle Adams. Actually, the writing, dialogue and well, pretty much everything is eerily similar to her books. I started highlighting on the first page, the first paragraph, and quickly realized I'd be highlighting the entire thing if I wanted to leave examples.

If you're curious, just read the sample on Amazon. Seriously, one page is more than enough to get the gist and it only gets worse.